1671 FIR Road

Key facts

• Property type: Single Family
• Structure: House
• Transaction: For Sale
• Price: $650,000
• Bedrooms: 3
• Bathrooms: 2
• Interior size: 1,672 sqft
• Lot size: 0.16
• Year built: 2021
• Parking: 2

Listing overview

Let me tell ya something about ranchers, people LOVE a rancher. No stairs! You know what stairs are? A scam! One day you’re young and spry, next thing you know you’re hauling laundry up a staircase like a sherpa on Everest. Not here, buddy. You walk in — BAM! Vaulted ceilings! Huge windows! Light pouring in like you’re on some daytime soap opera. Open floor plan too. And this kitchen? White cabinets, quartz countertops, Samsung appliances… oooh, it’s sleek. Very sleek. You ever notice how people say “quartz” differently when they own it? “Ohhh yes, we have quartz.” Suddenly they’re royalty. Now let’s talk about this primary bedroom. Oversized! You'll feel like 'master of your domain'. There’s a walk-in closet big enough to disappear into after an argument, and the ensuite? Ho ho! Freestanding tub, separate shower with a bench seat… a BENCH, Jerry! You can sit down mid-shower! We’re livin...